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THIS SPORTING LIFE
I’m a white-haired old gentleman glued to the settee;
Last time we won a trophy I was ten years old
And my mam celebrated with a cup of milky tea,
But now the handle’s broken and the liquid’s cold.

I measure out my sporting life in nights like these
Watching through my fingers like I used to do
When the werewolf’s cry was carried on the midnight breeze
And the Daleks took a free kick that flummoxed Dr Who.

Time shrinks now to a moment just hanging in the air
A boy steps up to place our nervous hearts down on the spot
And we all hold our breath in this bright dream that we all share
That somehow this might not be The Land That Time Forgot.

A whistle breaks the air up; the endless run up starts
And ends with a fine save that will go down as a miss;
But let’s remember we are greater than the sum of all our parts
We are human, we are fragile, and let’s all think of this:

That those who carry dreams for us should be carried high
Through the cheering streets ‘cos they remind us we can be
Just as brave as Icarus when he flapped his wings to fly
And when we fall we catch each other long before we hit the sea

© Ian McMillan 12.7.21 Front Row BBC Sounds

Out now, new pamphlet 'Yes But What Is This? What Exactly?'
by Ian McMillan (Smith|Doorstep)

'I've decided, after last Friday's Sporting History conference, that every conference should have a poet, and it should always be Ian McMillan!'  @RafNicholson 

'the verbal gymnastics of a north country Spike Milligan coupled with the comic timing of Eric Morecambe' Martin Dimery, Frome Festival
'I knew he was good, but he’s even better' Wirral Festival of Firsts
'world-class – one of today’s greatest poetry performers' Carol Ann Duffy
'inching towards the status of a National Treasure' Andy Kershaw

Ian is poet-in-residence for The Academy of Urbanism and Barnsley FC. He presents The Verb every week on BBC R3 and he’s a regular on BBC Breakfast, Coast, Pick of the Week, You & Yours, Last Word and The Arts Show. He’s been a castaway on Desert Island Discs and a subject of The South Bank Show. Cats make him sneeze.

‘If there's a more engaging presence on the radio than Barnsley poet Ian McMillan and a more entertaining show than Radio 3's The Verb then I don't know it’ Stuart Maconie, Radio Times


THE GAME: CHRISTMAS DAY, 1914
It is so cold.
The lines of this poem are sinking
Into the unforgiving mud. No clean sheet.

Dawn on a perishing day. The weapons freeze
In the hands of a flat back four. 
The moon hangs in the air like a ball
Skied by a shivering keeper.
All these boys want to do today
Is shoot, and defend, and attack.

Light on a half-raised wave. The trench-faces
Lifted till you see their breath.
A ball flies in the air like a moon
Kicked through the morning mist.
All these boys want to have today 
Is a generous amount of extra time.

No strict formations here, this morning;
No 4-4-2 or 3-5-1
No rules, really. Just a kickabout
With nothing to be won
Except respect. We all showed pictures,
I learned his baby’s name.

Now clear the lines of this poem
And let’s get on with the game.

No white penalty spot, this morning,
The players are all unknown.
You can see them in the graveyards
In teams of forgotten stone;
The nets are made of tangled wire,
No Man’s Land is the pitch,
A flare floodlights the moments
Between the dugouts and the ditch.

A hundred winters ago sky opened
To the sunshine of the sun
Shining on these teams of players
And the sounds of this innocent game.
All these boys want to hear today
Is the final whistle. Let them walk away.

It has been so cold. The lines 
Of these poems will be found, written
In the unforgotten mud like a team sheet.
Remember them. Read them again.


© Ian McMillan for the Premier League and The Poetry Society

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